tell him to call back later I’m trying to get this blog thing happening….I don’t know…. how much do you think we should sell the badgers for…..is he fucking insane….it was a  rhetorical question jd of course he’s fucking insane…batshit crazy indeed….well put….this website is bloody stupid….all i want to do is rant at the bloody world in general impose my will as it were….can you tell him to go away….i‘m having enough problems of my own….in fact can you come and help me I have no idea what’s going on with this computer….what appears to be the problem….i can’t get anything to work….and what is with that annoying red light….fucking thing keeps flashing….oh, you’ve activated speech recognition, it types directly into the blog….you mean everything i’ve been saying is going directly onto the internet….well yes….oh dear god, how do we stop it….not sure, never actually used it, try that icon….what the hell was that….sounds like screaming….no more like wailing….oh I don’t think you should have pushed that one….is that smoke….hello, no I don’t think it’s anything to do with us….who is calling at a time like this, are they mad….well I do apologise if it….i realize that but if you could just put the fire out yourself and not involve the authorities….will you concentrate please, we are apparently broadcasting live to the whole internet and you’re making telephone calls….i know, I know the meerkats got out yesterday….oh, I wonder what that one did….sorry it’s got dark in here too, no I don’t know what’s causing it….no don’t push that….sorry, no I wasn’t talking to you….oh dear god what now…………………………. whoa, that was loud….what….i said that was loud….what….never mind….i think I’m just going to unplug the damn machine…..th